Darling Nikki
| 30 January 2009
Think Stables; saddle up and let's run with this for a bit. I find some humor in categorizing "friends with benefits" and "just friends". I don't like that term ("FWB"), but it's easily understood and now is not the time to make up a new, catchy acronym. "FB" is even worse, but high marks - it's straightforward. F#CK BUDDY. No confusion there.Ever heard the joke (or suggestion) that one has a "Stable of Stallions?". Yes, I have jokingly been accused of having a "Stable" - (by my friends). My "stable" is pretty exclusive, I think. Like a membership at a private Golf Club, not just anyone gets in. These are the horses I know. Here's a horse fact: Some horses (real horses) can undo the bolts on their stables and escape. They are so clever. Aha - Maybe thaaaat's how a couple of mine got away, hahaha. Trust me, a few have been kicked out. I was going to say 'kicked out hard', lol but that sounded well... you know.
I think referring to my "JUST FRIEND guys" as PALOMINOS is fitting. They account for the majority of the Herd. I have a few constants, but this group expands and contracts.
Then there's a MUSTANG or two, that I know/have known. Yeah, those spirited wildcards, they just will not be tamed - AT ALL. But they're still sweet, even if a little (or a lot) out of control. I occasionally ask myself "why?" with these ones. I don't know the answer. They're fun??
Last but not least, there's the THOROUGHBREDS (my favorite). One in particular travels - A LOT. Thaaat sucks. He is both incredibly gorgeous, and has an intriguing personality. He effortlessly radiates sex appeal and we always have a great time, but he's away so much. That man knows how to treat women.
Ok, well let's not leave out the not-so-revered ONE TRICK PONY. I must admit that yes, I've known a few. They aren't in the "Stable" lol. My ex was (is) a one trick pony. (It was ALL one big trick/clusterf#ck with that one). No blue blood there. No blood at all. That would suggest he's human, (and he's not). He's missing more than a few "links". If that sounds bitchy, oh well, it's true. On being with him? I plead: Temporary Insanity mixed in with a bit of Stockholm Syndrome.
Some horses are just not viable anymore (much like the "ex"). They need shipping off to the glue factory or wherever horses go when they can't function anymore as they should (or were perhaps useless to begin with). "Laminitis" can hit when they are overfed, injured, broken, afflicted etc. The more common term; They are deemed to be "LAME" - ahhhh - just like some people I know, (lol that I don't know anymore).
Ok, I'm just having some fun with the "stable" theme. I love horses. REAL horses. If I didn't live in a city, I'd have 50 of them!
Sigh, I was reminded of another 'downside' - being single is a drag when there's bad weather. None of the horses in the "FWB Stable" have a snowblower or a plough, and let's just say that they are not lining up offering to shovel the driveway. Niiiice. Where's the "benefit" in that?? "Ex One trick pony" took the snowblower and left me with the f#cking lawnmower. One Palomino that I asked "would've come" but doesn't have a truck. The other (also a Palomino) has a truck, a snowblower AND a plough!! but he said he was "busy". That one is a newer addition and is protesting being put in the "just friends" stable, otherwise I bet he would've helped. He's a 'bailer' I think. There's the door, don't hit yourself on the way out. WHOA people, I draw the line (one of several) at having to screw someone to get my driveway shovelled. F#CKERS. I should just crack the whip on the lot of them. :)
GO STEELERS........ Have a great Superbowl Weekend.
Darling Nikki
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