Darling Nikki
| 04 December 2009
Oh Boy. 
Would it be fair to say that it's not looking so good for the Tiger? Why did he do it? Not one, not two - but THREE mistresses?? They say that "3's a charm." Let's establish the obvious first; that there's a lot of speculation going on. Let's, (for courtesy) use the word "allegedly" - that he has allegedly been unfaithful.. Ummm.. three times, that we know of. Is it possible that all three women are lying? Probably not. In actuality, most of us can't say that we personally KNOW Mr. Woods. He's not anywhere in my address book. Damn, I'm sure I had his number somewhere.) But based on what appears to be the "allegations" I submit the following thoughts. Some would say it's nobody's business and that's fair. Unfortunately when someone is rich and famous, they are viewed as public property and while privacy is bought with high fences, security and press-agents etc., oftentimes,none of the above are enough to keep things under wraps.Especially when it comes to SEX.
Just in time for Christmas, it looks like Tiger may be in Santa's Naughty Books.
First question: Like just one bombshell galpal on the side is not enough to sink a guy's battleship?? Why go for broke and have three?? There's that saying, "GO BIG or GO HOME." Nowhere in there does it say "AND GO HOME."
Well, his new nickname is: Cheetah Woods. Or so that's what I've heard. The good news is: He's rich enough to live this down and though the jokes and snickering will continue for awhile - he can at least be rest assured that David Letterman won't be poking fun at him. Which brings me to "poking fun."
Next, just how many women does one guy want, anyway?? The thing about Mr. Woods is that, til now - his reputation was so pristine, at least to my knowledge. Golf's Golden Boy. It's bad enough when your better half is a total whore, but to have it go public?? I can't imagine the horror and embarassment. His wife is a certifiable knock-out: Young, Swedish, Beautiful -- is she really going to stick around through this complete shit-show? I can't see it. Behind closed doors he'll be getting pats on the back from some. Others, for fear of their own wives (and possible trysts) will want to distance themselves. At the end of the day, the Cheetah, oops, I mean the TIGER will redeem himself... all will be forgiven.
I'm thinking-- Why don't these people with millions of dollars to blow, just put it right in the pre-nup with a gag order- something like this:
Just in time for Christmas, it looks like Tiger may be in Santa's Naughty Books.
First question: Like just one bombshell galpal on the side is not enough to sink a guy's battleship?? Why go for broke and have three?? There's that saying, "GO BIG or GO HOME." Nowhere in there does it say "AND GO HOME."
Well, his new nickname is: Cheetah Woods. Or so that's what I've heard. The good news is: He's rich enough to live this down and though the jokes and snickering will continue for awhile - he can at least be rest assured that David Letterman won't be poking fun at him. Which brings me to "poking fun."
Next, just how many women does one guy want, anyway?? The thing about Mr. Woods is that, til now - his reputation was so pristine, at least to my knowledge. Golf's Golden Boy. It's bad enough when your better half is a total whore, but to have it go public?? I can't imagine the horror and embarassment. His wife is a certifiable knock-out: Young, Swedish, Beautiful -- is she really going to stick around through this complete shit-show? I can't see it. Behind closed doors he'll be getting pats on the back from some. Others, for fear of their own wives (and possible trysts) will want to distance themselves. At the end of the day, the Cheetah, oops, I mean the TIGER will redeem himself... all will be forgiven.
I'm thinking-- Why don't these people with millions of dollars to blow, just put it right in the pre-nup with a gag order- something like this:
"Baby, I'm stinking rich and there ain't nothing that's going to change that. And no matter how good looking I may, or may not be, bitches are gonna throw themselves at me. Lots of them. So all I'm saying is - be on notice - once in awhile (or more), I'm gonna f*ck up, and I'm gonna f*ck up LARGE because I'm a dude and I can't control myself. Are you cool with that, Baby? If so, sign right here...If not, you're welcome to be one of my bitches and I'll make it worth your while until I'm done with you. And PS: if you ever go public with this, you will only get half of what I'm promising your smoking hot ass."
Hey, at least it's straightforward. And in this crazy world of ours, someone would probably sign it. Providing there was a nice cash bonus to go along with each "infraction" w/the option to be bought out at a much larger amount. Preferably in a lump sum. No sense wasting time. The show must go on.
Bill Clinton got away with it. Who could resist his Mr. Potato Head grin with that Little Rock, Arkansas accent? And that infamous line "I did not have sex with that woman." We have Billy Boy to thank for redefining the word SEX. After that stunt, fellatio became much more acceptable, or rather 'out in the open'. Afterall, according to none other than the (then) President of the United States, a blow job was not SEX. Kobe Bryant got away with his infidelity too-- even in the midst of a rape-scandal. Bet that night cost him a few million bucks. But he made it "go away." Money Talks. Ummm...So do women.
The list goes on and on. I'm not so sure what I'd do. I'm inclined to think the sheer humiliation would be enough to make me walk. But in all honesty, I don't live the opulent lifestyles of these folks so it's hard to say what goes through a person's mind. They live in an entirely different world than most of us. The rules are not the same. The stakes are much, much higher. But Mrs. Woods can certainly move onwards and upwards if she chooses to, and she can do it in style. With her looks and her cash; I'd be OUTTA THERE.. Shania Twain said "See ya" to her hubby. So did Elizabeth Hurley to longtime companion Hugh Grant after he picked up a total dog of a hooker on Sunset Blvd. Both of them are beautiful women. Hillary C didn't get quite that far but we can safely assume that she made Bill's life a living hell. And it works out alright too if you're really not interested in sex with your husband anymore anyway. Maybe it's just me, but I have a hard time picturing Mr. and Mrs.Clinton getting it on.
Does anyone out there really believe Tiger wouldve snagged a catch like Elin (Elle), were it not for WHO he is?? I'm compelled to think NOT. He's at best, pleasant looking and yes, impeccably dressed - but he's not the greatest looking guy around. Nothing's ever enough for some people. Temptation wins out every time. These guys want their gorgeous wives, and their bits on the side. And yes, the side dishes are often a lot more of the "dirty" girls they are secretly craving. Shame on you, you Silly, Silly Boys.) When will you ever learn?? Let me answer that... NEVER!
Hey, at least it's straightforward. And in this crazy world of ours, someone would probably sign it. Providing there was a nice cash bonus to go along with each "infraction" w/the option to be bought out at a much larger amount. Preferably in a lump sum. No sense wasting time. The show must go on.
Bill Clinton got away with it. Who could resist his Mr. Potato Head grin with that Little Rock, Arkansas accent? And that infamous line "I did not have sex with that woman." We have Billy Boy to thank for redefining the word SEX. After that stunt, fellatio became much more acceptable, or rather 'out in the open'. Afterall, according to none other than the (then) President of the United States, a blow job was not SEX. Kobe Bryant got away with his infidelity too-- even in the midst of a rape-scandal. Bet that night cost him a few million bucks. But he made it "go away." Money Talks. Ummm...So do women.
The list goes on and on. I'm not so sure what I'd do. I'm inclined to think the sheer humiliation would be enough to make me walk. But in all honesty, I don't live the opulent lifestyles of these folks so it's hard to say what goes through a person's mind. They live in an entirely different world than most of us. The rules are not the same. The stakes are much, much higher. But Mrs. Woods can certainly move onwards and upwards if she chooses to, and she can do it in style. With her looks and her cash; I'd be OUTTA THERE.. Shania Twain said "See ya" to her hubby. So did Elizabeth Hurley to longtime companion Hugh Grant after he picked up a total dog of a hooker on Sunset Blvd. Both of them are beautiful women. Hillary C didn't get quite that far but we can safely assume that she made Bill's life a living hell. And it works out alright too if you're really not interested in sex with your husband anymore anyway. Maybe it's just me, but I have a hard time picturing Mr. and Mrs.Clinton getting it on.
Does anyone out there really believe Tiger wouldve snagged a catch like Elin (Elle), were it not for WHO he is?? I'm compelled to think NOT. He's at best, pleasant looking and yes, impeccably dressed - but he's not the greatest looking guy around. Nothing's ever enough for some people. Temptation wins out every time. These guys want their gorgeous wives, and their bits on the side. And yes, the side dishes are often a lot more of the "dirty" girls they are secretly craving. Shame on you, you Silly, Silly Boys.) When will you ever learn?? Let me answer that... NEVER!
Darling Nikki
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