The Womanizer Blog - TheLife and Sexual experiences
| 28 October 2008
So I stopped writing this shit because "who cares?".
Then shit happens and you say fuck I got to share this one.
What I want to know is, what is it about the friends who want to try something and try their best to convince you it is in yourb best interests to do it or even worse your idea or need?
Any how back to the interest at hand, went with a buddy the other night to see a movie . He did not care to see it as he knew the story line form playing the video game. I had to fight off the suggestion of the strip joint as he knew my heart leaned to that kind of thing. So we see the movie I am kind of tired but just finished a weekend night shift looking to get out. So sooner than later we are looking for a strip joint. The town we are in does not allow Sunday strip joints. So we find a town that does. One beer turns into the usual ten. If you are anything like me once the cork is out I am finishe
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d. So needless to say a few hundred dollars and a lap dance or two later we are out of there. It is now pushing 2 am in the morning . As we get to the car my buddy driving because I would blow way over ( and I am somewhat self destructive behind the wheel after 2 beers ) That's a whole other book . So my buddy pulls a card off the window for the local rub'n tug.
Trust your instincts on this one guys go home and rub one out on your own!! it will save you big bucks and your relationship.
Yet again after fate tells us to go home because we cannot find the place, we drive around until we do find it. Ok maybe a place I remember from the last time a friend who was in a relationship needed a strange hand. I swear sometimes being the single player is a pain in the ass and the wallet. So in we go . We stand in a room the girls poke their heads in so you can pick which one is going to jerk you off . I never get off though because I am either a) slightly disgusted or B) too drunk. In honesty usually both. (fucking mind wanders).
Anyhow their I am buck naked talking naked to this girl who is also buck naked. Should tell you at this point I am $40 in to the Maitre d' and owing another $60 to the naked girl jerking me off. So after too many minutes of bullshit banter I take my limp dick in my own hands and proceed to jerk off in front of her she is getting all excited to make me cum or at least be present. I am thinking shit I am only 15 minutes in to this half hour session. Whats the rush? I see her out of the corner of my eye wiping something up with her feet as she is standing on a towel. All of a sudden she says sorry times up?!?! I am like what? I had expected her to be able to get me off yet she is rushing to get her panties off and leave the room. Only then does she say she is having an emergency . I am thinking she has the shits. At the beginning of the massage she says she feels bloated a little unwell I told her we could pass.
Anyhow their I am buck naked talking naked to this girl who is also buck naked. Should tell you at this point I am $40 in to the Maitre d' and owing another $60 to the naked girl jerking me off. So after too many minutes of bullshit banter I take my limp dick in my own hands and proceed to jerk off in front of her she is getting all excited to make me cum or at least be present. I am thinking shit I am only 15 minutes in to this half hour session. Whats the rush? I see her out of the corner of my eye wiping something up with her feet as she is standing on a towel. All of a sudden she says sorry times up?!?! I am like what? I had expected her to be able to get me off yet she is rushing to get her panties off and leave the room. Only then does she say she is having an emergency . I am thinking she has the shits. At the beginning of the massage she says she feels bloated a little unwell I told her we could pass.
Anyhow, she bolts from the room, not getting paid. I am thinking this is strange and no way am I paying for this shit . As I look down I notice the white towel she was standing on is cover in little drops of bright red blood. Only I would go for a rub and tug and get a girl bleeding all over the floor as her period hit. Needless to say as I am leaving, she comes back and I actually gave her 66 % of her money and said I think we are even. She was little embarrassed, and more than agreed.
The moral of the moral of story is fuck you’re up tight married or almost married buddies when they want strange. Remember at this point they should be looking to you for advice on all matters involving the other sex, other than their wives. Those brain dead fucks will talk you into anything and make you think it was your idea.
The moral of the moral of story is fuck you’re up tight married or almost married buddies when they want strange. Remember at this point they should be looking to you for advice on all matters involving the other sex, other than their wives. Those brain dead fucks will talk you into anything and make you think it was your idea.
P.S. It takes two to tango , and always pull out... Unless you want to pay out ...
The Womanizer
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